I’ve
found ways to manipulate my wife without her even realizing it. I am able to pick up on subtle cues. For instance, when she says, “Oo, baby, when
you take out the garbage, it makes me hot,” I grab the smelly bag and strut out
the door, knowing I just increased my chances of getting some nooky that
night. (And women think men are
stupid. Ha!)
About Joe
- Joe Quirk is a sperm-spreading author who evolved from monkey business to monogamy when he married. He lives in Northern California with his wife, a puppy, and two cats he would like to kill. He is the author of the bestselling action thriller The Ultimate Rush. Visit his website, JoeQuirk.com
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Reviews
- "Written with considerable wit, this book will provide lots of answers." —Bookviews.com
- "Wild Kingdom meets Dr. Ruth in Quirk’s bawdy guide to species reproduction and the differences between men and women. Each topical chapter compares romantic relationships to sociological, biological, anthropological or zoological findings, all related in Quirk’s off-the-cuff prose. The easy reading can be attributed to the fact that Quirk isn’t a scientist, but a fiction writer with an interest in science and a knack for finding humor in explaining why people act the way they do." —Publishers Weekly
- “In your face, Dr. Ruth. Move over talking-with-your-buddy over-a-beer-about your-love-life. When it comes to dating, Joe Quirk, author of Sperm Are From Men, Eggs Are From Women: The REAL Reason Why Men and Women are Different, says only science will explain the mystery of why he never calls when he says he will or why finding the G-spot is the ultimate game of hide and seek.” —Philadelphia Metro
- “Joe Quirk must be the bastard love-child of Stephen Jay Gould and Steve Martin. But it’s not just science leavened with humor to make it go down better. The humor springs from Quirk’s perspective on life, which is both absurdist and loving.” —Mike Chorost, Rebuilt: How Becoming Part Computer Made Me More Human
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